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Those Evil Republicans -




GOVERNMENT OVERTAXATION NOW CALLED "PATRIOTIC" -


TAGS: obama campaign taxes patriotic
Rating: 4.69/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:27 am
You already know what you need to do, if you want me to say it, princess.
OTC - October 10, 2013, 11:29 pm
Yeah, a name of someone carrying an as$ault rifle as stated in your poster. Wanna try again?
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:10 pm
I was only asked for one name, princess.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:09 pm
...and more importantly, when?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:25 pm
I thought cranky said one person cannot surround another person? Why only one name, and of someone who did not have an as$ault rifle at that? Is this the diversion, or distraction?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:18 pm
We know your periods are real, don't have to pretend
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 6:00 pm
as far as politicizing a tragedy, who made the poster and why?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:58 pm
Nope, I can't find anything that says he was packing an a**ault rifle (as you stated in your poster) Todd was carrying a pistol. I know the left wing media doesn't know the difference between a pistol and an a**ault rifle, but c'mon cranky, use your head
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:46 pm
I already provided you with the name you asked me for. No surprise you can't drop the subject, and want to continue politicizing a tragedy.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
rifles who were surrounding Hasan while he murdered them?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
I saw the OTC postings and counter postings, I know that you couldn't understand a word he said. It's ok, cranky, not everyone can have an IQ greater than that of a slug. Say, speaking of slugs, where's that list of soldiers who were carrying a**ualt
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:33 pm
I'm not the person coming in here pretending to be a woman. If you don't believe me, just ask OTC.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 12:27 pm
Cranky does a superb job of not understanding postings, doesn't she? I don't hink she is capable of using the keyboard, so her mom, moooo, is probably typing for her while cranky suckles on mooo's teats.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 4:56 am
I've told you 100 times JG, if conservatives don't want to be called those things, all they have to do is stop being intolerant, elitist, misogynistic, greedy racists. =)
JGalt - October 9, 2013, 11:38 pm
for years, liberals have always done the same things they castigate the opposition for: racism, greed, mysogyny, class warfare, elitism, intolerance, voter suppression (when it comes to opposing voter ID laws, yet they don't want the US military voting
Renza - October 9, 2013, 9:13 pm
Why yes ST, like all good fundies, I get all my information from Fox News! Yay brain damage!
StoneTools - October 9, 2013, 4:56 pm
Ah, Renza, so you are saying someone else told you what it means
Renza - October 9, 2013, 7:43 am
Hmm, is this translation understandable: obvious is obvious.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:34 pm
Too many big words there. Please start over from the beginning.
Renza - October 8, 2013, 10:30 pm
Yes, it's a menial task for most people with average or higher mental capacity. I applaud your timely and creative response.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:09 pm
Wow. Did you figure that one out all by yourself genius?
Renza - September 26, 2013, 10:27 pm
That's actually just basic reasoning. The only two people who would consider a name like that would be someone trying to be funny, or someone who actually uses the term "libtard" which is basically reserved for conservative extremists. Yay learning.
antilibtard - September 26, 2013, 10:04 am
You sad sap. You really think they listen to the average american? If you think a screen name makes someone an extremist, then extremist I sure am.
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:16 pm
Actually, there is representation. They are called senators and congressmen. But with your name I would not expect you no understand how govt actually works.No extremist ever does.
antilibtard - January 1, 2013, 6:04 pm
No taxation without representation!


MARK TWAIN - "Patriotism is loving your country all the time and you leaders when they deserve it."




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy obama bush ndaa patriot act liberty civil liberties privacy spying ndaa irs liberals progessives
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:00 am
Tyranny is a bipartisan initiative


PAUL REVERE'S RIDE - Rather than cry "The Socialists are coming" this rallying cry is: "NOVEMBER is coming", "November is coming". Remember to vote out the Obamacrats and big goverment career politicians.




Three Percenter -




DIFFERENCES -




THE PATRIOT'S DUTY - Thomas Paine summed up our duty pretty well




DISTRACTIONS - gun control, gay marriage, abortion, mentally ill spree killers, dead kids... when the media reports on these to distract the people, rather than inform them of the real threats, freedom hangs by a thread




Obama's Loathing Of The Constitution -




CIVIL WAR - Knowone is better at killing "Americans" than "AMERICANS!" Suicide vest wearing Al-Qaeda Amatures..... Leave it to the PROFEFESIONALS!




FREEDOM'S THUNDER -




THE NEW AMERICAN REVOLUTION -




PATRIOTISM VS SOCIALISM - The tale of two busses.


TAGS: patriotism socialism obama palin
Rating: 4.8/5

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arnnatz - September 17, 2012, 12:50 am
no, the difference is that the black bus was manufactured in canada
JGalt - September 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
Black bus- is that like a less obvious version of a black helicopter?


TRUE PATRIOT??? - Can't fool all of us.....dude




THE LIBERTY CONNECTION -




I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY -




DON'T BE SAD .. - Somewhere In A Poor South American Village,A Shipment Of "Patriots Superbowl XLVII Champions !" Hat And T-shirts Are About To Arrive ..


TAGS: brady patriots super bowl
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:58 pm
Awesome, post to motifake.


INHERIT THE WIND -




Never forget the price others paid for the freedoms you enjoy & take for granted! -




THE CONSTITUTION - If Health Care Reform is unconstitutional then what is the Patriot Act ?




LIAR IN CHIEF - CRITICIZED Bush for "Liberty-threatening", un-Constitutional Patriot Act THEN (once elected) REAUTHORIZED IT !!!!




WISCONSIN PATRIOTS HAVE SPOKEN -




AMERICA - Proggs teach that it was always bad, but might someday improve. Patriots teach that it was always a miracle, even when it was worse.




RONALD REAGAN : US PRESIDENT - AMERICAN PATRIOT - Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.




" LA JOLLA’S ANNUAL FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS " - La Jolla’s annual 4th of July fireworks show now requires evaluation under the California Environmental Quality Act.




THE PATRIOT ACT - War, no matter what its nature, has zero interest in civil liberties. NO EXCEPTIONS.




PLANNED PARENTHOOD - Nothing says "patriotism" quite like using July 4th to call for taxpayer funded abortions at US military bases.




IMMIGRATION - is the sincerest form of flattery




TEA PARTY PATRIOTS -




Bierce on Diplomacy -




DEMOHYPOCRISY - "It's OK when our party does it"




Patriotism - First Resort of a Scoundrel -


TAGS: bierce patriotism
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - April 29, 2013, 8:20 pm
The irony here being the string of 5's you're getting from all the 'patriots' who can't comprehend your poster. Well played.


American Land -




not all -




Patriot -




My Father Told Me Once -




learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




Mental Masturbation -




patriotism -




U MAD, BRITAIN? - George Washington Named Britain's Greatest Foe In Recent Survey




TEA WON, SO SUCK IT LIBERALS - TEA PARTY. NOT RACIST, NOT VIOLENT, NOT SILENT ANYMORE. The Tea Party. It's A Constitutional Thing!




R.E.D. FRIDAY -




PATRIOTISM - COMBUSTIBLE RUBBISH READY TO THE TORCH OF ANYONE AMBITIOUS TO ILLUMINATE HIS NAME - Ambrose Bierce


TAGS: patriotism egos
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2013, 10:17 pm
There are not enough Bierce quotes on this site.


USA FOREIGN POLICY -




Nationalism -




Unpatriotic -




" SARAH PALIN'S ONE NATION TOUR " - We The People Take to the Road Restoring the Good in America!




I AM 2P 4O -




" THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR " - Victory Day Parade 09 May 2011. The kid probably trying to imagine how things were in 1941?




bipartisanship -




ILLUSION OF CHOICE - REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS, WE LOSE - both sides say bad things about the other, to hide the fact that they're exactly the same why cant we get a REAL candidate?




EQUATION FOR A REVOLUTION -




American Patriot -




Our Country -




" ANDREW BREITBART 1969 - 2012 AMERICAN PATRIOT " - A Champion of free speech passed away at 43. Millions of Americans are willing to pick up where he has left us.




YOU KNOW OUR GOVERNMENT'S GONE TO SHIT -




UNDERSTANDING THE TEA PARTY - Dissent is patriotic, when the dissenters are PATRIOTS and the rulers like these, are corrupt, thievin, lyin traitors, who are selling out our Constitution and American way of life


TAGS: dissent is patriotic when the dissenters are patriots
Rating: 4.1/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 1:59 pm
Dissent is patriotic if the reason and objective of it is the greater good of the country one serves. However, this is only valid if one understands what they are dissenting against and the reasons behind the dissent are based in objective reality.


YOU HAVE TO STOP AND ASK YOURSELF - Patriotic or not, does it really make a difference anymore ?




PATRIOTISM - Superman has kryptonite and the liberals have patriotism.




CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - just because you sound crazy, doesnt make you wrong. being wrong is what makes you wrong. the trick is telling the difference.


TAGS: federal reserve ndaa patriot act
Rating: 4/5

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terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 1:06 pm
correct. but the fact that most of them are bull****, doesnt mean that every single one is bull****. the theory that ronald regan was spying on democrat meetings was a "conspiracy theory" right up until it was proven.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 1:05 pm
for example, the "conspiracy theory" that the republican and democratic party work together in order to prevent third parties from gaining any power, and they deliberately sabotage popular candidates that they cannot control (such as ron paul)
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 1:03 pm
well, most people who beleive conspiracy theories tend to have things they think count as evidence, the issue is people outright rejecting ideas without looking at the evidence
Renza - April 3, 2013, 10:33 am
Most of them aren't really theories, they're just random vague pieces of information (not always even verified information) that people try to connect together without evidence to suit their conclusion... This sounds like another topic we've discussed...
PapaFox - April 3, 2013, 10:15 am
And believing a conspiracy theory without a shred of evidence is just as idiotic.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 9:55 am
and yet, just because stupid people beleive something, doesnt mean its false. judging an idea or theory on anything other than its merits, is idiotic.
PapaFox - April 3, 2013, 8:53 am
And gullible people buzzing around them like flies.
ipaprime - April 3, 2013, 8:17 am
yet many of those theories have interesting questions at their core


LIBERAL LAUNCHING -




" WE THE PEOPLE " - Despite our difficulties and disagreements, we remain one nation under God in freedom, indivisible.




" 9/11 PRES. G.W. BUSH " - What you see is what you get! Nothing phony in this picture!




WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU - That your entire Politifake profile is being saved currently on government servers somewhere in Nevada.....


TAGS: patriot act surveillance police state
Rating: 3.67/5

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Renza - April 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
He's the one.
Doggit - April 3, 2013, 10:59 am
Dammit, I knew it! Obama is best president ever.
PapaFox - April 2, 2013, 8:46 pm
They better spell my name right, dammit!


NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS WILL LOSE THE SUPERBOWL BECAUSE..... - He ENDORSED!




JOBS - IF CONSERVATIVES ARE SO PATRIOTIC, WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING OUR JOBS OVERSEAS?




2nd amendment patriots -


TAGS: 2nd amendment patriots or not
Rating: 3.17/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 3:04 am
Do you want to have the conversation, or don't you?
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 3:03 am
erm. can you send me a link, last email notifica... ya know what..... mike warren. facebook. chuckles. although i think i may try to fall alseep again. talk to ya soon. and if you handle a gun, keep trigger finger straight. straight fingers saves lives
crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 3:01 am
The floor is yours...
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:57 am
also, tell him to get his effing finger off of the trigger.... thats rule number 2.
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:56 am
we still havnt finished the conversation the the other topic if you want to talk. there is much we have not covered
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:56 am
The reason the man in the middle is being irresponsible with his weapon is his finger is on the trigger, look at the two on the outside, their fingers are pointed straight, on the frame, safely away from the trigger.
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:54 am
If you are wanting a longer discussion, im afraid there isnt enough informaiton in this image to say much more. it would make a big difference if they were smiling tho.
crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 2:54 am
...about to surrender their weapons?
crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 2:47 am
So, in that case, how can you testify to their intent and character? Also, what if the guy in the middle is handing the sh**gun to someone standing beside the ph**ographer? He'd be handling it properly then, wouldn't he? Heck, what if all 3 are just...
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:37 am
I also want to point out that the man in the middle, does not know how to handle a firearm and will likely get somebody killed.
birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:36 am
Now what you are asking requires context, something in which this picture doesnt have, thus its an impossible question to answer.
crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 2:32 am
bird, are you suggesting that your 'interpretation' of their looks, is the only correct interpretation?
crankyhead - August 31, 2014, 2:31 am
Cyber, what anti gun nuts are you referring to?
Cyberhagen - August 30, 2014, 1:10 pm
All that the anti-gun nuts can see here are the guns. They are pathologically unable to detect or differentiate the context or intent, the aspects of humanity that really count.
birddseedd - August 29, 2014, 5:16 pm
what they are doing is trying to look mean and scary which interpreted by the law means brandishing. If they were doing this in public it is illegal to do.
birddseedd - August 29, 2014, 5:15 pm
body language testifies to intent and character. The problem with these guys is they have the intent on looking like thugs. so when I look at this image yes I have a problem with it the problem that I have is their gross irresponsibility handling firearms
crankyhead - August 29, 2014, 4:17 pm
Live where JG?
crankyhead - August 29, 2014, 4:17 pm
Just out of curiosity, what does the look on their faces have to do with anything?
birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 5:14 pm
ill say the same to this, as i said to the other one like this. these people are tryign to look "gangsta" they are not smiling, in fact they are all but grimising. they are trying to look "mean" yes. that is very different and has nothing to do with race
JGalt - August 27, 2014, 4:20 am
says the man who would not live there.
Curlyrocks - August 26, 2014, 7:59 pm
You's gots to protects yo self.


LIBYA 'KINETIC MILITARY ACTION' LEGAL - Holder Declares Obama’s Libyan 'Kinetic Military Action' is Completely Legal.




Like on Facebook -




PATRIOTISM -




OR, - GOING DOWN IS PATRIOTIC




TEABAGGERS - NOW YOU KNOW WHY -




BIG BROTHER - He will watch over us always.....




democrat definition of patriotism -




Riot? That's not a riot! THIS is a riot! -


TAGS: 2nd amendment americans patriots defenders
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 17, 2017, 1:00 pm
Notice that left wing liberal BlackIsBeautiful Democrats are absolutely terrified FoamyTheSquirrel of this meme. They will not touch it. They Dwydwyyr tell their people to ignore the possibility that Americans behave like Democrats
ScatXXVII - February 16, 2017, 11:52 am
The last time violent Democrats did push good Americans to fight back, slavery in the United States ended.
ScatXXVII - February 16, 2017, 11:49 am
I wouldn't worry about it. Those "racist, bigot, violent, gun-toting, Bible thumping, rednecks" haven' rioted once when Obama was elected. Unlike the "open minded loving, tolerant, compassionate" leftists that are all about burning $#it and breaking stuf
Reality Lord - February 15, 2017, 7:54 pm

powerful poster though. ph**o is strong.
Reality Lord - February 15, 2017, 7:53 pm

let's hope not. i think the only thing the riots did was to further desensatize the main stream liberals and even pulled some to the right. no one comes of looking good when they resort to rioting... so why join them.


Black Belt Patriotism -


TAGS: chuck norris black belt patriotism conservative values american exceptionalism reclaim america
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 22, 2015, 11:12 am
Chuck is like bacon. Makes everything better X-D


Americans love Kiss -




Patriotic Dissent -




Three Percenters -




Liberals vs. Conservatives -




NYC explosions -


TAGS: trump terrorism republicans kaepernick patriotic
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - September 22, 2016, 5:48 pm
No worries, mate. Thank you for the shout-out, and the positive feedback {:^) Cheers
freasy - September 22, 2016, 5:10 pm
Enjoy reading most of yours even if I disagree.
freasy - September 22, 2016, 5:09 pm
Sorry, you at least do a good job of supporting your posts.
fauxnews - September 22, 2016, 11:32 am
Huh? Why drag me into this, mate?
freasy - September 22, 2016, 10:11 am
Well Foamy at least Fauxnews could usually make a somewhat valid argument
FoamyTheSquirrel - September 22, 2016, 12:22 am
Plus, it doesn't add cred to your *argument* to generically copy and paste "HA" eight times. That would be like adding red h** to your Taco Bell,hoping to pass it off as gourmet food. Get a new schtick.Why would you wanna sound like Caesar Romero's Joker?
FoamyTheSquirrel - September 22, 2016, 12:07 am
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/742034549232766976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Trump certainly is the new standard of DUMB. If the meme fits, wear it.
Olympusmanager - September 21, 2016, 11:30 pm
I have to admit that I've seen DUMB before but this meme sets a whole new dumb standard, hahahahahahahaha


True Leadership -




The Duke -




When ANTIFA makes the KKK look like patriots -




no doubts -


TAGS: no doubts obama patriot american
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 4, 2016, 6:47 pm
The play of words didn't work when I tried "your."
Cyberhagen - June 4, 2016, 6:19 pm
"OUR" military? I thought you said you were a brit who just thinks US politics are a funny mess.
Bandit5906 - June 3, 2016, 7:51 pm
Time for new glasses!
fauxnews - June 2, 2016, 10:43 pm
It clearly IS our military. This isn't Trump, after all...who PAYS people to rally for him. http://www.businessinsider.com/paid-actors-at-donald-trump-announcement-2015-6
Bandit5906 - June 2, 2016, 10:01 pm
It wasn't our military, that's for sure!


R.I.P. Keith Broomfield -




Meet Master Sergeant Mark Allen -




Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. -




patriotic Americans -




Happy Independence Day -




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -


TAGS: deflate gate sad state of affairs tom brady patriots iran nuclear deal treaty idiocracy
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - May 9, 2015, 2:53 pm
Ironically, the word "h o t" is considered by whatever profanity filter this site uses to be too strong for a family site. I say ironically because...well...did the Google ad on Motifake Plus Side...or Religifake...
Cyberhagen - May 9, 2015, 12:49 pm
Why is the word "s h o t " blocked? WTF?
Cyberhagen - May 9, 2015, 12:48 pm
The world as a whole places far, far too much significance on sports and games, it's not just Americans, not by a long sh**.
mittromney - May 9, 2015, 11:16 am
/I think it has more to do with the I.Q. of your typical American audience. Football, easy. World affairs, not. Make the Iran debacle into a reality tv show with the Kardashians and throw in a few redneck duck hunters, everyone will be hitting that ****/


Don't Tread On Me -




Trump and Waterboarding -




Glenn Beck -




presidential -




Patriotism at the 2016 DNC -




Cruz/West 2016 -


TAGS: ted cruz allen west american dream team constitutional conservative patriots heroes freedom liberty constitution tea party dont tread on me
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:11 am
Can't trust career politicians: Paul Ryan the latest example.


Obama And The Army -




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